Date a girl who is funny. Date a girl who goes around poking fun at people and their absurdities. Date a girl who can spice up a story in more ways than what your local curry house can spice up their novelty dish. Date a girl who has pissed someone off because she made an inappropriate joke on them.
Find a girl who cracks jokes. You will identify her by the reserved interest in her eyes and an unimpressed face. She is the one who will suddenly break into a smile because she has thought of a joke and cant really share it with the people around her ,for they might not understand the reference.
See a girl frantically searching for Pearls before Swine in the newspaper, ignoring the fashion section? That’s the girl for you. Fashion will end one day, and the skin will droop, but the sarcasm will stay fresher than any romantic flower even at the age of ninety. See the chick with a weird look while watching Oprah with her friends? Know her; she’s the one dying to crack a dirty joke but cant, because the rest of her sentimental friends love Oprah. Try chatting her up. She will crack one on you as well, be prepared to pit your wits against hers, and then come up trumps. You will have then gained her respect as someone with an arousingly big-joke.
Let her know what you really think of Russell Peters. Give her Ray William, Ricky Gervais. Ask her about George Carlin-if she likes him, keep her close. If not, dump her.
Wonder if she has managed to entertain a party with her witticisms multiple times. If yes, make babies with her multiple times.
Fail her. Let her know that, like every good comedian, you have an un-funny period as well. She will understand. For people might have often looked at her with condescending eyes over the quality of her humour. She will know that springing back in life consists of making a really good joke on someone who had called your earlier joke unfunny as fuck.
Propose to her properly though, you don’t want to carry the joke too far. Perhaps a small smile-inducer after she has said ‘yes’, but only if its funny. Otherwise you will always hear snide remarks through out your life.
Date a girl who is funny, because you deserve laughter all through your life. Books, paintings and stuff will only go as far as the mind goes-if the mind is sharp, everything becomes a lot fun-ner and fun-nier. If you want that stupid smile to be struck to your face through out your banal existence, date a girl who is funny.
And no, since I’ve praised a funny girl so much here, I’m not saying anything would be better than a funny girl. That’d be like the worst punch-line ever.
Find a girl who cracks jokes. You will identify her by the reserved interest in her eyes and an unimpressed face. She is the one who will suddenly break into a smile because she has thought of a joke and cant really share it with the people around her ,for they might not understand the reference.
See a girl frantically searching for Pearls before Swine in the newspaper, ignoring the fashion section? That’s the girl for you. Fashion will end one day, and the skin will droop, but the sarcasm will stay fresher than any romantic flower even at the age of ninety. See the chick with a weird look while watching Oprah with her friends? Know her; she’s the one dying to crack a dirty joke but cant, because the rest of her sentimental friends love Oprah. Try chatting her up. She will crack one on you as well, be prepared to pit your wits against hers, and then come up trumps. You will have then gained her respect as someone with an arousingly big-joke.
Let her know what you really think of Russell Peters. Give her Ray William, Ricky Gervais. Ask her about George Carlin-if she likes him, keep her close. If not, dump her.
Wonder if she has managed to entertain a party with her witticisms multiple times. If yes, make babies with her multiple times.
Fail her. Let her know that, like every good comedian, you have an un-funny period as well. She will understand. For people might have often looked at her with condescending eyes over the quality of her humour. She will know that springing back in life consists of making a really good joke on someone who had called your earlier joke unfunny as fuck.
Propose to her properly though, you don’t want to carry the joke too far. Perhaps a small smile-inducer after she has said ‘yes’, but only if its funny. Otherwise you will always hear snide remarks through out your life.
Date a girl who is funny, because you deserve laughter all through your life. Books, paintings and stuff will only go as far as the mind goes-if the mind is sharp, everything becomes a lot fun-ner and fun-nier. If you want that stupid smile to be struck to your face through out your banal existence, date a girl who is funny.
And no, since I’ve praised a funny girl so much here, I’m not saying anything would be better than a funny girl. That’d be like the worst punch-line ever.
