A lot of people have cribbed about the present education system...and yours truly has some constructive criticism (now that's just an onomatopoeic euphemism for cribbing, I know) to add as well.The education system has taught me a lot of things.

First of all,it has taught me the difference between a teacher and a lecturer.A teacher teaches(before you think that i am wasting your time fooling around with obvious nouns and verbs,let me clarify)."Teaching",for me,doesnt mean making me attend a lecture(which invariably is oh-so-boring-its-makes-me-wanna-kill-someone)quietly with a sword of attendance hanging over my head.A teacher is someone who makes me want to listen to him.Sadly, take any teacher in my college-he just makes me listen to him.This is where a person stops being a teacher,and becomes a lecturer...and sadly,again.....i now realize ppl in my college never were teachers,they were lecturers from all along.A lecturer lectures(if by now u think i am a self-repeating fucker,plz dont think so...because a fucker,...yes,....a fuckers fucks...and unfortunately, ive never had the fortune of even unbuttoning my shirt's top button in female company,so the chances of me being a 'happy bunny' are exasperatingly remote),and tracing the etymological roots of the word "lecture",its quite a detested word mainly coz its an unneeded dialogue delivered to an uninterested person by an uncompetent(i kno its wrong,i was just trying to complete the u-sequence : P) authority.


Secondly,it has taught me the virtues of plagiarizing...ppl like anu malik and pritam swear by it and now,so do most of the million-odd ppl who have passed through this farcical system.Ive always wondered about the origin of assignments....they almost magically appear out of somewhere from one of those dreaded front benches...where monsters with "superhuman thirst for knowledge"(remeber Ross,and his comic book Science-boy?ahh those magical sitcoms)as their power sit,and devour hundreds and hundreds of books....and crap out crappy assignments(getting too literal,is it?)...and in a lecture or two.....almost the entire class has a copy each.

ahh.......my first blog........the fleeting feeling that someone out there might actually read stuff that i conjure up in my horribly twisted cynical mind....ive always maintained a highly addictive mirage(inspite of horribly conclusive evidence on the contrary)that what i think matters to the world....that someone out there gives a rat's tiny arse about what i think......and ruminates on my thoughts just before going to bed........this blog might actually be an avenue for me to realise my long standing dream of being an author......but readers,beware(this statement is based on the aforementioned mirage that there are actually people who'll give a fortunate rat's tiny arse about reading my blogs).....i am an unlimited supply of cynicism......a treasure-trove of the wicked at heart.......the most u may get out of my blog is some dark humour......if you are looking for something to cheer you up with bright-sunshine-thoughts after a hard day at work......u'll probably be barking up the wrong tree.....adios