The Goa Tourism Ministry is all set to sue Fr. Conceicao Rodrigues Institute of Tenchnology over gross misrepresentation and character assasination of their region.
Reports suggest that the accused college had organised a trip to Goa for their students under the rather oxymoronic tag-‘Compulsory recreational trip’.Some students,who did not want to attend the trip,after having asked the posibility of doing so,were informed sympathetically by college-”Those poor students who were victims of the Hiroshima bombing,or the Apollo disaster or The Great Plague are totally exempted from this trip.All of the rest have to attend.”
“It is just like conscription” were some of the groans heard in the foyer when the trip was declared.
According to highly placed sources,the trip management informed them that Goa was famous for Fr.Agnel School,Pilar,churches and least famous for its beaches*.The incredulous students,when fed with such hocus pocus,were unable to digest such blasphemy.Their case,however worsened when they were also unable to digest the rubbery naans that they got for meals.One rather influential figure said-”With all the cheap location,off-season and high price thingies,we were sure there was something fishy regarding the whole trip.Unfortunately,the food wasnt one of those things.”,refering ofcourse,to the fact that not once did the college treat them with the marine delights of the place.The Goan people,when asked about this incident,looked at our reporters with a scowl,refused to react and went back to drinking their beer.
Another crime the college performed was making it compulsory for people to worship Draupadi and her clothing.”Irrespective of how many times we tried to strip ourselves to atleast some sort of comfortable clothing,as soon as we entered the bus,we found ourselves completely covered from head to toe”,said a particularly leggy lass.All the boys tended to agree with this little pearl and looked on dreamily somewhere.When our reporters dared to ask the Goan people again,they were sympathetic about this.One of them said-”We too have to wear formals once a month at our work-place.It’s a big head ache.Anyway,Maria honey,crack open a cold one,will ya?”
The college was also accused of hate crime against Goa by not letting its students anywhere near a beach.One of the students quipped-”In a land known for letting people wet their throats extensively,we didnt even get to wet our feet.”The Goan people,by now were too drunk for any kind of response and instead asked our reporters if they would help them reach their respective homes.The reporters were afraid of the 11 pm deadline set for them by a rather bassy voice and declined politely.It is this bassy voice that is expected to represent the college in court against the tourism ministry.
This court case is expected to cost the college a lot of money in legal fees,and hence the college has decided to organise another trip to another absolutely fun-sounding location and suck all the,umm,fun out of it.
*-(not an original line.it was a status update i read yesterday.)
Reports suggest that the accused college had organised a trip to Goa for their students under the rather oxymoronic tag-‘Compulsory recreational trip’.Some students,who did not want to attend the trip,after having asked the posibility of doing so,were informed sympathetically by college-”Those poor students who were victims of the Hiroshima bombing,or the Apollo disaster or The Great Plague are totally exempted from this trip.All of the rest have to attend.”
“It is just like conscription” were some of the groans heard in the foyer when the trip was declared.
According to highly placed sources,the trip management informed them that Goa was famous for Fr.Agnel School,Pilar,churches and least famous for its beaches*.The incredulous students,when fed with such hocus pocus,were unable to digest such blasphemy.Their case,however worsened when they were also unable to digest the rubbery naans that they got for meals.One rather influential figure said-”With all the cheap location,off-season and high price thingies,we were sure there was something fishy regarding the whole trip.Unfortunately,the food wasnt one of those things.”,refering ofcourse,to the fact that not once did the college treat them with the marine delights of the place.The Goan people,when asked about this incident,looked at our reporters with a scowl,refused to react and went back to drinking their beer.
Another crime the college performed was making it compulsory for people to worship Draupadi and her clothing.”Irrespective of how many times we tried to strip ourselves to atleast some sort of comfortable clothing,as soon as we entered the bus,we found ourselves completely covered from head to toe”,said a particularly leggy lass.All the boys tended to agree with this little pearl and looked on dreamily somewhere.When our reporters dared to ask the Goan people again,they were sympathetic about this.One of them said-”We too have to wear formals once a month at our work-place.It’s a big head ache.Anyway,Maria honey,crack open a cold one,will ya?”
The college was also accused of hate crime against Goa by not letting its students anywhere near a beach.One of the students quipped-”In a land known for letting people wet their throats extensively,we didnt even get to wet our feet.”The Goan people,by now were too drunk for any kind of response and instead asked our reporters if they would help them reach their respective homes.The reporters were afraid of the 11 pm deadline set for them by a rather bassy voice and declined politely.It is this bassy voice that is expected to represent the college in court against the tourism ministry.
This court case is expected to cost the college a lot of money in legal fees,and hence the college has decided to organise another trip to another absolutely fun-sounding location and suck all the,umm,fun out of it.
*-(not an original line.it was a status update i read yesterday.)
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